Turn Me On.
Seniors at my school made this and its literally the sickest thing ever
i actually love my high school sometimes because things like this happen
but really everyone watch this
reblogging again because it’s the editor’s dream to have it hit 1000000 views it would be the best graduation present ever please help us xoxo
Oh man this is the coolest thing.
This is so cool!
(via finn-thetwin)
I can’t. I can’t study. I can’t sleep. I can’t talk. I can’t breathe. I can’t say to my friends that I’m falling apart. I just can’t. I just want to be on my bed all day. I don’t wanna live anymore. Why? Because I’m a waste, I don’t deserve to live. Sorry.
(Source: yourlieskeepyoualive, via my-chemical-break-up)
Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”
There are some things you can’t unread
(via my-chemical-break-up)
| (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.) | |
| Me: | “So, what will it be?” |
| Child: | “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.” |
| (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.) | |
| Mother: | “Eggs… he would like some eggs…” |
How rape trials should go?
| Lawyer: | Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but she was drunk and passed out. |
| Lawyer: | That's not what I asked. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but she was wearin- |
| Lawyer: | I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes, but- |
| Lawyer: | I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her? |
| Witness: | Yes. |
| Laywer: | Yes, he raped her. |
| Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context. |
OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y
can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream
petition to make himaryua’s teacher famous let’s gooo
(via my-chemical-break-up)
